Saturday, January 31, 2009

Urgent: Special Ceviche Recipe Needed





Quick! I need help! I woke up with a strong desire to try my hand at making some ceviche today. I told Lisa I what I was up to and she warned me that whatever I did, the "fishy smell" had to be out of the house within two days, because she has "people" coming over.
Who has a low-odor ceviche recipe out there? Is there such a thing? And BTW, just who are these people that won't let me odorize my house the way I want to? Last year the bed-making police were called on me, now it's the odor police? Ai yi yi...

Saturday, January 24, 2009

News Flash: Taxes are now Voluntary!


Taxes are now voluntary. It's true! Just ask Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader. Oh, you don't have Harry's phone number? Well, just click on the link below and it will take you to an interview the senator from Nevada recently gave. The Democrats are wasting no time...they promised change was coming, and boy oh boy, this is a good one! Do you think I can get a refund from Office Depot for my TurboTax software?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mRSI8yWwg

Friday, January 23, 2009

A Conflicted Confluence


True to his word, President Obama has made good on two campaign promises. Within the last 24 hours, he signed two executive orders: the first orders a cessation of torturing imprisoned terrorists (even if they are known to have information that could save American lives), and the second orders a renewal of funding international abortion clinics with American tax dollars. How is it possible that the fundamental concepts underlying these two orders can co-exist in one man's mind? The confluence of those two ideals should be like water and oil, unable to commingle for long.
On the one hand, there is the concept that torture is not acceptable under any circumstances, that two wrongs don't make a right, that human decency and dignity won't stoop to torture a fellow human being, no matter how bad his behavior has been, no matter who or how many he has hurt, no matter how heinous his crimes. On the other hand, there is the concept that there is no immorality in aborting an unborn child, no matter how innocent, no matter what potential that baby may have, no matter what reason the mother may give, no matter what alternatives to abortion may exist.
Shame on you, Senator Kerry, who was quoted as saying "Today's announcement is a very powerful signal to our neighbors around the world that the United States is once again back in the business of good public policy and and idealogy no longer blunts our ability to save lives around the globe."
Shame on you, Mr. President, and shame on our society for collectively supporting abortion. Make no mistake, we will all one day have to answer to God, not collectively, but individually, for the causes we campaign for, the choices we make, the decisions we support, and the idealogies we vote for.

Saturday, January 17, 2009


This week, US Airways Flight 1549 went down. Early information is that the plane encountered a flock of Canada Geese and the engines were damaged. The plane landed in the chilly Hudson River, and yet everyone on board survived.
The news has had nothing but praise for the pilot, Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who skillfully brought the plane down in a way that few others have ever done, keeping the fuselage intact and giving everyone time to safely exit the plane and be rescued by a ferry. I have also heard praise for the flight crew and even the plane designers, and I am sure all this is well deserved.

I also think this is just one small answer to the question so many people ask, when disaster strikes: "Why doesn't God intervene?"

We can be so quick to ask that question when the outcome of an accident, a disease, a war, is tragic. I say, let's be just as quick to exclaim, "God must have intervened!" when we see something like this.

I have to believe there were many, excruciatingly urgent--and very sincere--prayers offered, just before that jet went down. Surely, the Lord blessed many families as this event unfolded. I choose to believe that Captain Sullenberger had presence of mind to remember all his training, the calm he needed to execute his craft, the strength to lead in a moment of crisis, because the Lord Omnipotent's hand was upon him and that flight.

Think of the sorrow of so many individuals that has been avoided, the financial ruin of so many families that has been averted, the yet-to-be-born descendents that will still come to those blessed parents. I hope every person on the flight thought to end their day on bended knee, thanking God, from whom all blessings flow. Our nation should do the same.

Friday, January 16, 2009

James or Jack?


So Lindsay and her mother have requested that I engage in a conversation regarding who would win in a contest between James Bond and Jack Bauer. Glad to weigh in. I say James wins, and here's my logic.

1) James is a survivor. He's been around for 40 years and has been tested by the best. Johnny-come-lately Jack is great, don't get me wrong, but he's simply not tested. 7 years vs 40 years? And don't forget, Jack spent a looooong time in a Chinese prison. He's never gotten back to full form. Let's get real here.
2) James has better toys. Jack has almost none. The better the toys, the more likely you are to win. James has "Q", the brilliant inventor, Jack has neurotic Chloe who's incredible on computers but only at doing research, not at coming up with some original ordnance (she's not much help in providing hand-to-hand combat devices).
3) James has better cars, including an invisible one. Can Jack become invisible? No way.
4) James is a much better shot. He does more with a single-shot pistol and six bullets than Jack does with ten, fully-loaded AK-47’s.
5) James is clearly better at martial arts. Jack-o always needs a gun to bail him out.
6) James is backed up by MI-6. Jack is backed up by American intelligence, which hasn't always been the best in the last few years...

There's lots more, but this little starter list should be more than enough to persuade you to keep James on the pedestal. (Linz' blog can be accessed via my list of favorite blogs on the right>>>)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Supreme Court Sides With Rich

Wow! I had no idea the Supreme Court justices were reading my blog! But here is clear evidence of such. Check out my post on "The Truth is not Admissable?" (December 19) and see if you don't agree that my persuasive commentary provided the tipping point the Court needed to get those scales of justice working again! Here's the story:

Court says evidence is valid despite police error


WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court said Wednesday that evidence obtained after illegal searches or arrests based on simple police mistakes may be used to prosecute criminal defendants.

The justices split 5-4 along ideological lines to apply new limits to the court's so-called exclusionary rule, which generally requires evidence to be suppressed if it results from a violation of a suspect's Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable searches or seizure.

The conservative majority acknowledged that the arrest of Bennie Dean Herring of Alabama — based on the mistaken belief that there was a warrant for his arrest — violated his constitutional rights, yet upheld his conviction on federal drug and gun charges.

Coffee County, Ala., sheriff's deputies found amphetamines in Herring's pockets and an unloaded gun in his truck when they conducted a search following his arrest. It turned out that the warrant from neighboring Dale County had been recalled five months earlier, but the county sheriff's computers had not been updated.

Chief Justice John Roberts, writing for the court, said the evidence may be used "when police mistakes are the result of negligence such as that described here, rather than systemic error or reckless disregard of constitutional requirements."

Justices Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas sided with Roberts.

In a dissent for the other four justices, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said the ruling "leaves Herring, and others like him, with no remedy for violations of their constitutional rights."

Ginsburg said accurate police record-keeping is of paramount importance, particularly with the widespread use of electronic databases. Justices Stephen Breyer, David Souter and John Paul Stevens also dissented.

Herring was arrested after a Coffee sheriff's employee asked her counterpart in Dale County whether Herring, called "no stranger to law enforcement" by Roberts, was wanted in Dale. An arrest warrant had been issued in Dale, but it had been recalled by July 2004.

The sheriff's electronic records, however, showed it was still a valid warrant.

Acting on that information, Coffee County deputies arrested and searched Herring.

The Dale employee meanwhile discovered the warrant was no longer valid and called Coffee County to say so. But it was too late for Herring.

Some courts have ruled that as a deterrent to police misconduct, the fruits of a similar search may be excluded from evidence.

But the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta said that suppressing evidence in Herring's case would be unlikely to deter sloppy record keeping.

The case is Herring v. U.S., 07-513.

Friday, January 9, 2009


I'm not a very politically savvy person. I vote, but I don't follow politics, I don't follow politician's careers, and I even have trouble remembering who my senators and congressmen are sometimes. I know, I know, this will be hard to believe, but I'm not even politically correct at times.
So, it's odd for me to be posting on a topic again related to a politician. It's just that this guy Blagojevich really bugs me. His arrogance is unbelievable, the way he appointed a senator to replace Obama, despite being arrested for trying to sell the seat and despite the Democratic Senate Majority Leader stating emphatically that anyone appointed by Blago would not be seated (that turned out to be a lie, by the way--Harry is now BFF with the new appointee).
However, the Governor from Illinois was impeached today. Hurray for the folks who voted to make that happen! There's still an upcoming trial, I know. My advice to those who will have to pass judgment is...well, just look to the right at my favorite sayings. I'm sure there's some sagacity in there somewhere that will help you do your job.

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